Privacy policy

[Bram Alkema]

Privacy is very important to my sense of self. I explicity forbid any use of my personal data for other then its direct intended purpose. Though it is my legal prerogative, I don't have to tell you, I keep reminding anyway. Please tell everybody not to try to put my personal details in CRM systems, mass cc, bulk, or 'dear customer' mailinglists. Let's call it a preemptive opt out. If you have unintentonally entered my address specifics in your company CRM systems, remove all of it. Now, please. Call me if you are uncertain. What's more, I strongly feel that interactions should be personal, relevant, and anticipated. Sending me funny stuff, press releases, did-you-knows, promotional junk, newsletters, or generic requests is severly frowned upon, against my explicit customer wishes, against my fanatic religion, expensive on my mobile, morally wrong, and, again, highly illegal. Period. Ever. Dont make me tell you twice. Just send me the good stuff, get it? Now smile. :)